Hey YOU happy birthday!!!
Too bad you're sick because of natural causes today. Maybe next year when I can legally buy alcohol? ;D
[Ed. Note: There are WAY too many b-days in July.]

So yea, I was sitting in the "boyfriend chair" at Nordstroms this past saturday while shopping w/ my loved one when I got hit by a revelation:

Girls clothes are so friggin' cheap!

Grr... Argh...
On avg. girls clothes're at least 50% cheaper than guys. Sorta got teary-eyed when I saw a sale item for $9.95. Avg. guy sales price: $19.95 each (we have to buy them in bulk)
It's not fair.

Well, at least I know why some of you always complain 'bout havin' too many clothes.

[fanfare]
I've got a counter now to help pump up my ego after I realize how many of you visit my lil' page on the net.
Then it deflates when I realize I'm half the hits. =P

The Random Quote:
"Ow!" -The guy that walked into the bar.